Calvin and Hobbes: "Out of the kitchen!"

Ozy and Millie: "Great artists are never appreciated..."

Ozy and Millie: "Truth is inconvenient"

Ozy and Millie: "FLAWLESS blackmail material!"

Ozy and Millie: "Art does not apologize"

Ozy and Millie: "Wait, YOU wrote Naked Lunch"?

Ozy and Millie: "I'm thinking Twinkies..."

Ozy and Millie: "I have BIGGER plans"

Ozy and Millie: "Like any self-respecting artist"

Ozy and Millie: "Nobody beats me..."

Real Life Adventures: "Purrrrrrrrr."

One Big Happy: "I guess I had a bad vowel movement"

Get Fuzzy: "Hello, Nerdstar?"

B.C.: "I'm talking about after he was elected"

Pearls Before Swine: "Just saving you time"