Non Sequitur: "You mean _Photoshopped_ proof"

Kudzu: "I'm staying indoors!"

Pardon My Planet: "Oh, I get it all right"

Pardon My Planet: "I'd make a great president"

Garfield: "Save that for your wedding night"

Mother Goose & Grimm: Mrs. Rorschach

Non Sequitur: "if you don't take a bite..."

Drabble: "That, and the nude models"

Lockhorns: "I remember when you wanted me to be your laptop"

Shoe: "Are you worried about global warming?"

Pardon My Planet: "Your husband's right, ma'am"

Pardon My Planet: "I'm totally turned on by bald guys"

Pardon My Planet: "Part of me..."

Prickly City: "Just keep smiling patriotically"

Blondie: "I think you have a pepper phobia"

Zits: "By 'we' I meant 'me'"

Non Sequitur: "Compliments of the lady..."

Pardon My Planet: "I now pronounce you domestic policy fodder"

Pardon My Planet: "worthless vagabond leech"

Pardon My Planet: "I have no desire to converse"

Pardon My Planet: "Love conquers all"

Pardon My Planet: Of Mice, Of Men

Pardon My Planet: "Let's just cut to the chase"

Mr Boffo: The further adventures of the eternal optimist

Ziggy: "Some viewers may be offended..."

Non Sequitur: The philosophical showdown

F Minus: "Who vacations...?"

Mr Boffo: The Friendly Samaritan

Mother Goose & Grimm: Pyrites of the Caribbean

Real Life Adventures: "Your drama has pathos"

B.C.: "until the second date"

Non Sequitur: "I think you need to do a reinstall"

Bizarro: Pilates of the Caribbean

Rhymes with Orange: "You complete me, Bob"

Baby Blues: "Hardware is different"

Real Life Adventures: "And your point is?"

Mother Goose & Grimm: "Play dead!"

Zits: "IT WS A DRK & STRMY NGHT"

Kudzu: "We got bombs!"

Zippy the Pinhead: "This 'biker pirate' thing"

Crock: "Librarians get a bum rap"

Drabble: "Wally, sit!"

Non Sequitur: "that hard-to-get male demographic"

Ziggy: "The meaning of life?"

Beetle Bailey: "That's not fair"