Mother Goose & Grimm: Charlotte's weblog

Non Sequitur: Chicken O.C.D.

Real Life Adventures: "Was I who you were looking for...?"

Bizarro: "Oh no! He's in trouble!"

Non Sequitur: Thesaurusaurus Rex

Bizarro: Boy Scouts ban

Rhymes with Orange: "Tacobel's Canon"

Zits: "It's like you live in some alternate universe"

Non Sequitur: "I D-NO"

Real Life Adventures: "curing gullibility"

Hagar the Horrible: "See?"

Lockhorns: "Marriage takes its toll..."

Garfield: "You have amnesia?"

Kudzu: "You have the right to remain silenced!"

Kudzu: "With this sample, I thee wed"

Kudzu: "Boy, they're strict!"

9 Chickweed Lane: "Why stupidity is the executioner"

Non Sequitur: "You can just deposit my allowance there"