Monday, October 30, 2006

Shoe: "Eliminate, unnecessary, commas"

Saturday, October 28, 2006

9 Chickweed Lane: "Adequacy isn't an option"

9 Chickweed Lane: "You were so uncompromising..."

Dilbert: "I'm debating on the Internet!"

Kudzu: "We're gonna stop calling fouls on ourselves!"

Kudzu: "Amish trash talk!"

Pardon My Planet: "The answer, my friend, is..."

Pardon My Planet: "OK, OK, I know I said..."

Cleats: "a _writer_ for Halloween"

Real Life Adventures: "That rings a bell"

Zits: "_That's_ what I call a hug!"

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Drabble: "Kids see scarier things every day!"

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

One Big Happy: "What if he's a good swimmer?"

Drabble: "Aw, forget it!"

Bizarro: "Somebody just texted me a prayer"

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Non Sequitur: Dander allergy

F Minus: "the romantic little chat room"

Bizarro: "Stop following me!"

Monday, October 23, 2006

Crock: "Ever wish you'd married a hunk?"

Dilbert: "Give a thought to decaf"

Friday, October 20, 2006

Pardon My Planet: "living in a gated community"

Kudzu: "Just because he preaches salvation..."

Kudzu: "write what you know"

Non Sequitur: "you should have more faith in yourself..."

Rubes: How to rollover

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Zits: "the secret to impressing women"

Garfield: Beware of dog

Garfield: "Women are sure a mystery"

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Kudzu: "They don't believe in keeping score"

9 Chickweed Lane: "It _is_ you!"

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Six Chix: "I really like you, Adam, but..."

Six Chix: Death and the blogger

Six Chix: "systems analyst wasn't on my wish list!"

Pardon My Planet: "to get in touch with your feminine side"

Rubes: "And do you, Gloria...?"

Family Circus: The Frog Prince

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

F Minus: "I'm trapped on a dessert island"

Bizarro: "My work here is done"

Monday, October 09, 2006

Bizarro: "thinking outside of the box"

Cathy: "Nothing to wear"

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Shoe: "By being humble and remorseful?"

Pardon My Planet: The confirmed bachelor

9 Chickweed Lane: "Will you wait up for me?"

Zits: "I'll see your demeaning errand..."

Kudzu: "widely scattered lapses in taste..."

Non Sequitur: "the old faith-based exit strategy"

Heart of the City: "That's just gross"

Close to Home: The Ex-Counterâ„¢

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Rubes: "Note to self: revise my personal ad"

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Lio: "Oooo! Ooo! Oooo!"