Saturday, July 28, 2007

Monty: "What [...] if she doesn't smile back?"

Six Chix: When the things we wish for come true

Kudzu: "I never miss your column"

Pardon My Planet: Lassie gets help

Pardon My Planet: "I feel like such a tramp"

Bizarro: "Hi, my name is --"

9 Chickweed Lane: "Ah ... loss of bladder control"

Friday, July 27, 2007

Bizarro: Codger of the future

Pearls Before Swine: "Now that's a phone"

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Bizarro: Unreality television

Monty: "Be spontaneous"

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Non Sequitur: "... but I didn't do anything"

B.C.: "10 sins or less"

Zits: "No one ever died of irony, mom!"

Monday, July 23, 2007

Bizarro: "Prince Charming left me..."

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Dennis the Menace: "so many fun things"

Six Chix: The trouble with women

Pardon My Planet: "Two years is a long time"

9 Chickweed Lane: Science - Noun

Shoe: "How was your business trip, wiz?"

Friday, July 20, 2007

Drabble: "There are really only two kinds of people"

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Dilbert: "Evil makes my buttocks tingle"

Bizarro: "Thank you for not breeding"

Pearls Before Swine: "You have nice hair"

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Six Chix: "This is a much better relationship!"

Bizarro: "Just got a text message"

Friday, July 13, 2007

Real Life Adventures: "I've turned off the TV"

Diesel Sweeties: "Then you don't wanna know"

Mr Boffo: Adam meets Eve for the first time

Bizarro: "I'll take a dozen asterisks..."

9 Chickweed Lane: Natural-born leader

9 Chickweed Lane: "Cut!"

9 Chickweed Lane: "I wonder how cold the water is"

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Bizarro: "...or I'll hum it"

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Hi & Lois: "I guess fair is fair"

My Cage: "I'll see you tomorrow, Steve"

My Cage: "Running a dumb guy is harder than it looks"

Brewster Rockit: "How's the speed dating going?"

Funky Winkerbean: "I can work with cute"

Pearls Before Swine: "'Oprah's Book Club', why?"

Rhymes with Orange: "Mathematicians swear funny"

Real Life Adventures: "No what?"

Mother Goose & Grimm: "My, what big questions you ask"

Monday, July 02, 2007

Bizarro: "You have the right to remain silent"