Baby Blues: "So _that's_ what happened to you"

Pearls Before Swine: "You may not be achieving sainthood"

F Minus: Vegetarian zombies

Heart of the City: "Probably gonna have to go to confession"

Red & Rover: "No more pencils..."

Rubes: Eclectic eels

Monty: "I suddenly feel so appreciative...!"

Heart of the City: "HELP! AAAAAAAAAA"

Real Life Adventures: "Thanks, Pillow Face"

Ziggy: "Remember back when only television...?"

Bizarro: "So I bought a bottle"