9 Chickweed Lane: "camel spit and French verb forms"

Shoe: "Unfortunately, most of them are Larry's"

Non Sequitur: "Mission accomplished"

Shoe: "Democrats or Republicans?"

Rubes: "Go fetch the paper!"

Real Life Adventures: "You're the goer"

Pearls Before Swine: "Lovebirds"

F-Minus: "computer-generated son"

Mr. Boffo: "I had a lot more friends"

9 Chickweed Lane: honchodom

Shoe: "Do you think he's having an affair?"

Non Sequitur: "a Google-free zone"

Non Sequitur: "...the Internet got created"

F Minus: "Lord, we the Lawrence family..."

F Minus: "Check that expiration date"

Garfield: "Tiddy boom"

B.C.: "ticklish teats"

B.C.: "In God they trussed"

Non Sequitur: "Morally right, legally right"

Rubes: "A doggie bag, please"

Real Life Adventures: "I don't actually have a muse"

9 Chickweed Lane: "Shut up and respect me some more"

9 Chickweed Lane: "six-syllable adverbs"