Rubes: "I feel practically naked"

Drabble: "Z-z-z"

Non Sequitur: Ancient Geek Culture

Rubes: "Dave had trained his dog well"

Drabble: "Having a dumb pet certainly does!"

F-Minus: Pros and cons

Prickly City: "Bigger screens, smaller anchors"

Garfield: "You devil"

Garfield: "Now you're just being picky"

Garfield: "But civilized"

Garfield: "That would have sounded like begging"

Garfield: "Now you got it"

Garfield: "A girl can't be too careful"

Garfield: "How can you play hard to get...?"

Non Sequitur: "The men-only cemetary"

Real Life Adventures: compatibility test

Non Sequitur: "...under the guise of piety?"

Sylvia: "I'm just saying: Run!"

Drabble: "...it evens out"