Non Sequitur: Reading Miranda her rights

Real Life Adventures: "I love the ring"

Speed Bump: When architects propose

Pardon My Planet: "I'm not laughing at you"

9 Chickweed Lane: "even slightly louche?"

Real Life Adventures: News you can use

Non Sequitur: Biblical evolution

Kudzu: "How sporting of you"

Pardon My Planet: "being hit on by every guy"

9 Chickweed Lane: "Dynamite gams"

9 Chickweed Lane: "If you would like a tomato..."

Rhymes with Orange: Snakes on a Higher Plane

F Minus: "Sorry laddie..."

Mother Goose & Grimm: "Hello, tech support?"

Non Sequitur: The solitary nature of the creative process

Get Fuzzy: "What, literature and technology?"

Pardon My Planet: "I'm going to make sure their next mommy"

Pardon My Planet: "Until the day you marry me"

Six Chix: "This e-mail sounds too nice"

9 Chickweed Lane: "Would you like some Szechuan?"

9 Chickweed Lane: "...knotting my shoelaces..."

Pardon My Planet: "... a great job like that?"

Mr Boffo: "Here's the irony..."

Kudzu: "We were staying together..."

Strange Brew: Moron test #32

Pardon My Planet: "We just had a horrible fight"

Pardon My Planet: "Go slow through the credits"

Kudzu: "Your prayers are not answered"

9 Chickweed Lane: "Did you lure it...?"

Six Chix: "Face it, girls..."

For Better or For Worse: "The people who call you 'retarded'..."

Real Life Adventures: "So you want to go out again?"

Heart of the City: "What's the point of life...?"

Bizarro: "Teach me the path to nothingness, master"

Piranha Club: "You couldn't play hard-to-get..."

Shoe: "When a big story breaks..."

Rhymes with Orange: "He came in here like this"

Non Sequitur: "How about now, Tom?"

Zits: "Who does one thing at a time anymore?"

Rubes: Rex, on his daily walk with the Lord

Kudzu: "Getting married for all the wrong reasons"

Kudzu: "You may now kiss the bride"

Pardon My Planet: "Sorry, fresh out of virgins"

9 Chickweed Lane: "St. Thomas Aquinas certainly gets her hot"

9 Chickweed Lane: "St. Thomas Aquinas again!"

Bizarro: Old Testament card store

Real Life Adventures: "Am I getting warmer?"

Zits: "Am I in trouble here?"

Piranha Club: "Women are hard to understand"

Pardon My Planet: "It may be the wine"