Bizarro: "Ask your doctor if..."

Baldo: "Your generation had it rough"

Non Sequitur: "I'm not nearly as unqualified"

Bizarro: Pre-minstrel syndrome

Pardon My Planet: "It was the best of times"

Pardon My Planet: "Good choice"

Close to Home: 877-BAD-DATE

Real Life Adventures: "Why don't we ever talk?"

Real Life Adventures: "It's not so much revolving"

Quigmans: "Too bad we didn't meet on eharmony.com"

9 Chickweed Lane: "Say something dirty to me"

9 Chickweed Lane: "You should see a doctor about that"

Rhymes with Orange: Discussion 2.0

B.C.: "A romantic tragedy"

Monty: "What's wrong with this picture?!"

Real Life Adventures: "Aren't you going to thank me?"

Parden My Planet: "the nominees for a brand-new category"

9 Chickweed Lane: "That's my girl!"

Monty: "What's the bad news?"

Sherman's Lagoon: "Dumb or scary?"

Bizarro: "I'd invite you up for a drink..."

Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee: "Trout season?"

Monty: "A Band-Aid and some Neosporin"

B.C.: "I'm running away with Shirley!"

Rhymes with Orange: "Can I have a bite?"

Non Sequitur: "Aw, dang"

Get Fuzzy: "I'll write you so bad..."

9 Chickweed Lane: "Not if you're soliciting"

9 Chickweed Lane: "And I was about to show pity"

9 Chickweed Lane: "We prefer to say 'zombie chow'"

Pardon My Planet: "OK, now. Think. Think!"

Boffo: Most creative marketing technique

Boffo: "I was under the impression..."

Ballard Street: "He sees a long, rutted road"

Quigmans: "Before we get underway"

Quigmans: "Unfortunately, our hidden camera"

Rubes: "I'm only looking at it for the pictures"

Monty: "It wasn't a witty comeback"

Zits: "Technologically, we're almost Amish"

Monty: "She's just a friend..."

Doonesbury: "You gotta be kidding, Mom"

Funky Winkerbean: "You've got ten seconds to rephrase that"

Dilbert: "What do the other people think?"

Non Sequitur: "Do we stay or move on?"

Bizarro: "Is the paper jamming?"

Six Chix: "Stay indoors and keep an eye on it"

Six Chix: "Another day, another dollar"

Rubes: "His fearlessness was legendary"

Drabble: "It's New Year's Eve"

Drabble: "Go get your own dog!"