Pardon My Planet: "Danger, Mrs. Robinson!"

Six Chix: "Let's not talk about our exes!"

Baby Blues: "Do you think I should cut my hair?"

Dilbert: "I don't understand anything you do"

Pearls Before Swine: "To drink beer and meet women"

9 Chickweed Lane: "Unabridged dictionaries are hot!"

Quigmans: "There's no sense in arguing with you"

Quigmans: Surrealist Detective Agency

Edge City: "You can be just like me!"

Crankshaft: "How long has this been going on?"

Non Sequitur: "Cool! Carry on..."

My Cage: "If enslaving men to do our bidding..."

Hagar the Horrible: "You know you're slowing down when..."

Mr Boffo: "It's also very cliquish"

Dilbert: "Apparently, agreeing isn't enough"

Real Life Adventures: "Babes won't be able to resist"

Non Sequitur: "The feminine mystique"

Non Sequitur: "You curly-locked floozy!"

Diesel Sweeties: "You'll just know"

Six Chix: "Retail holiday decoration display"

Pardon My Planet: "Woof!"

Pardon My Planet: "Your inner child is counting the days"

9 Chickweed Lane: "Oh ... I will"

Shoe: "I'm looking for a buff, sensitive..."