Drabble: "BARK!"

Zits: "Actually no"

Real Life Adventures: "Let's get one"

Six Chix: "We feed him Science Diet"

Kudzu: "The forecast for tomorrow: _Harleys!_"

Kudzu: "ask the Lord to let us _win_ this season"

Kudzu: "last place in church league basketball again!"

Pardon My Planet: "that Wolverine is like, totally hot"

Pardon My Planet: "We no longer practice or condone..."

Rhymes with Orange: "Want to go to the drive-in and neck?"

Funky Winkerbean: "It's her looks and her figure"

Real Life Adventures: "What are you doing?"

Non Sequitur: "the last-man-standing election system"

Get Fuzzy: "Harry Da Vinci's Rings"

Foxtrot: "Can you really trust...?"

Lockhorns: "I never show you any affection?"

Rubes: King James and his dog

Bizarro: "Too much 'pants'"

Get Fuzzy: "I have writer's block"

Baby Blues: "I upgraded myself"

Foxtrot: "'folk this' and 'folk that'"

Lio: "Flurp"

Bizarro: Psychologists on a date

Bizarro: Heckler's Canyon

Garfield: "We're bachelors, baby" #6

Kudzu: "His eye is on the sparrow..."

Pardon My Planet: "Klingon isn't a romance language"

Pearls Before Swine: "Find a good tight end"

Sherman's Lagoon: "No sleeve, baby!"

Garfield: "We're bachelors, baby" #5

Garfield: "We're bachelors, baby" #4

Garfield: "We're bachelors, baby" #3

Garfield: "We're bachelors, baby" #2

Garfield: "We're bachelors, baby" #1

Shoe: "We rely too much on technology"

9 Chickweed Lane: The cat stare

9 Chickweed Lane: "Void where prohibited by law"

Foxtrot: "Go deep"

Non Sequitur: "Daddy lost his nuance detector"

Close to Home: "...if you're not back by midnight..."

Real Life Adventures: "...the same kind of lout..."

Rhymes with Orange: Cat, guest theology professor

Bizarro: Pixels of Grandeur

Ziggy: "...only three networks..."

Six Chix: "Nice hoodie"

Blondie: "So that's what it's all about!"

Pardon My Planet: "So we have a deal then"

Kudzu: "Poor Roland...!"

9 Chickweed Lane: "You're writing that down?"