Bizarro: "What are you doing?"

Bizarro: Phone call to Nebraska

Kudzu: "So that's a bad thing, right?"

The Other Coast: "That's too bad"

Pardon My Planet: "it's really easy to blame others"

Hagar the Horrible: "It's a sprig of mistletoe"

9 Chickweed Lane: "Wrestling with a double negative"

9 Chickweed Lane: "Spell 'bear'"

Boffo: not everyone can make it as a philosopher

Mother Goose & Grimm: "It'll never work"

Pardon My Planet: "We've held each other's hand"

Drabble: "try to top _that_!"

Shoe: "Do you believe in love at first sight?"

Pardon My Planet: "if at first you don't succeed"

F Minus: "this guy is right up my alley"

Garfield: "I like that in a man"

Rubes: "Well at last..."

Rhymes with Orange: Jack Frost dates

Real Life Adventures: "the snow's really deep"

Baldo: Pitos - hielo

Pardon My Planet: "there aren't a lot of modeling jobs"

9 Chickweed Lane: "You memorized what I said?"

Pardon My Planet: "It means I'm right"

F Minus: "Great."

Mr Boffo: The problem with Haitian tech support

Rubes: "even for grown adults"

Real Life Adventures: "It's just ... Too easy"

Family Circus: "I might not be able to breed"

Six Chix: Shy bookworm turned novelist

Six Chix: Living dangerously

Mother Goose & Grimm: "our Starfleet communicator"

Shoe: "Is she elderly?"

Kudzu: "Can God make a rock so big...?"

Kudzu: "but not in the biblical sense"

Kudzu: "I have been a good boy"