Real Life Adventures: "Nonsense. We're a couple"

Pardon My Planet: "It's very poetic"

9 Chickweed Lane: "Are you ready to tango?"

9 Chickweed Lane: "The difference being...?"

Hi & Lois: "Are they gone?"

Non Sequitur: Campaign for emotional conservation

Real Life Adventures: "This is not good"

Sherman's Lagoon: "What was that last part?"

Pardon My Planet: "How come you never...?"

Rose Is Rose: "I refuse to upgrade!"

Blondie: "You've had a rough day, honey"

Non Sequitur: Tee time for God

Zits: "Good answer"

Drabble: "If you own a dachshund..."

F Minus: "Beverly?"

Kudzu: "Her body is a temple"

Pardon My Planet: "You're a total whack job"

9 Chickweed Lane: "And then I go back to the farm"

9 Chickweed Lane: "Flying out of ambush..."

9 Chickweed Lane: "Gentlemen, I will be brief"

Shoe: "A purty little filly like you"

Bizarro: Shootout at the OK Chorale

Non Sequitur: "It's not lying..."

Pardon My Planet: "You think we should see other people?"

Rose Is Rose: The zen hugger

Non Sequitur: "What exactly is a half truth?"

Beetle Bailey: "Creative minds drive me crazy"

Shoe: "Yes, usually a book"

Lockhorns: "I blame my marital problems on arithmetic"

Pardon My Planet: "Without a doubt"

Rhymes with Orange: "the metaphysics of cooking"

Rhymes with Orange: Before refrigerators

Pardon My Planet: "Don't think of me as your bride-to-be"

9 Chickweed Lane: "a disgusting pod of antediluvian reprobates"

Prickly City: "Could I just get my childhood back?"

Bizarro: The price of cool

Shoe: "I'm still dating that graphic designer"

9 Chickweed Lane: spermatozoon

9 Chickweed Lane: "it's so cute when you kneel"

Pardon My Planet: "3.2 billion boys and girls"