Zits: "Good boy, Spitty"

Dilbert: "Oh, that one"

Bizarro: "I'm not _married_ to the idea"

Prickly City: "Then they win!"

9 Chickweed Lane: "They're only thoughts"

9 Chickweed Lane: "You're demure and gutsy"

Zits: "Dude, you gotta start trying harder!"

Pardon My Planet: "maybe I should Google it"

Pardon My Planet: "he said, she said"

Drabble: "How do you know Portuguese?"

Doonesbury: "Wow...a trophy girlfriend!"

Lockhorns: "Leroy's one in a million"

Baby Blues: "handknitted by cloistered monks!"

Non Sequitur: The crossroads of marriage

Blondie: "Luckily, I went with scary"

Real Life Adventures: "Diedre, who deserves better"

Bizarro: God's secretary

9 Chickweed Lane: "It's a slow dance"

Mutts: "Can't you think of a better adjective?"

F Minus: "We're in trouble"

Bizarro: "I don't actually 'haunt' anymore"

Six Chix: Grandma's bedtime story noir

Six Chix: "Say hello to iConch"

Six Chix: "I'm an artist!"

Pardon My Planet: "You don't really want to know"

Pardon My Planet: "Now that I've gotten in touch with my feminine side"

Non Sequitur: "Bert finally masters the universal remote"

Monty: "Women stayed home cooking and cleaning"

Monty: "Need any help with computers?"

Bizarro: "Give me the first ten"

Mother Goose & Grimm: "The top 100 Gregorian chants"

Real Life Adventures: "You're not into this [...], are you?"

Zits: "Yeah, that's the one!"

Lockhorns: "Loretta nags me in her blog now"

Cathy: "You're 'Mr. Backup'!"

Get Fuzzy: "Crazy Level 2, at least"

Get Fuzzy: "Ethics are so annoying"

Rubes: The downside of [...] opposable thumbs

Non Sequitur: "Where are all the great women...?"

Non Sequitur: "The secret of life?"

Baby Blues: "Who, me?"

Non Sequitur: How to tell [...] a former editor

Non Sequitur: Street gambling

Real Life Adventures: "Goldilocks partnered with a private equity firm"

Pardon My Planet: "That'll teach him"

Ballard Street: The Spiveys leave acrimony behind

9 Chickweed Lane: "How can I wear a dress like this?"

9 Chickweed Lane: "It's an issue of cooperation"

Non Sequitur: The evolution of denial

Red & Rover: "Why not all five dentists?"