Six Chix: "It's an apple, OK?"

Six Chix: "Never chase a man!"

Pardon My Planet: "Nigel never did propose to me"

Pardon My Planet: "Look on the bright side"

Pearls Before Swine: "I'd like to say a few words"

Monty: "Once on Star Trek..."

Bizarro: "We'll say 'I do'..."

Baby Blues: "We got a turtle tank!"

One Big Happy: "Not to mention those pastels"

Sherman's Lagoon: "Avert your eyes!"

F Minus: "Your father gets so grumpy..."

Ziggy: "Sure, take a left..."

Mother Goose & Grimm: "The prince asked me out"

Non Sequitur: "Egocentricity makes me dizzy"

Garfield: "I'm in deep, aren't I?"

Rubes: "What's the secret password?"

My Cage: "I got tired of dating"

Rhymes with Orange: "More cage football coming up"

Real Life Adventures: "Another beautiful sunset"

Lockhorns: "Stop referring to [...] time served"

Quigmans: "Now will you date me?"

Quigmans: "You should check out my blog"

Six Chix: Virtual punishment

Six Chix: Why civilization caught on

Non Sequitur: Compassionate conservatism

Shoe: "I now offer free Wi-Fi!"

My Cage: "No! It's dance night!"

Non Sequitur: Wardrobe miscalculation

Drabble: "Why not just try the Internet?"

Family Circus: "Most adults pursue happiness"

Bizarro: "I know we've only just met"

Ziggy: "Put me in touch with reality?"

Non Sequitur: Moses runs it past Legal

Six Chix: Lassie finds her true calling

Pardon My Planet: "Why else would you buy...?"

Close to Home: "Eating spaghetti is simple!"

Baby Blues: "There's a concert at Symphony Hall"

Real Life Adventures: "So many men..."

Bizarro: "play date"

Bizarro: "You from Chicago?"

9 Chickweed Lane: "And verily it will be juicy"

Dilbert: "Everyone says..."

Ziggy: "Your call is important to us"

Ziggy: "Question authority"

Shoe: "I[...] feel like a complete moron!"

Non Sequitur: "Hissy fits are impervious..."

Non Sequitur: "But I don't do anything"