9 Chickweed Lane: "Merry Christmas, children"

Non Sequitur: "I have faith in Santa"

Bizarro: "How do you make...?"

Brewster Rockitt: "Lumps of coal?"

Non Sequitur: "What are you doing, Kate?"

Prickly City: "Holy Chertoff!"

Six Chix: "Where's a giant festering sugarplum [when] you need one?"

Six Chix: "Argh! Not again!"

Real Life Adventures: "Way too many old cowboy movies"

Real Life Adventures: "He was a prince"

Real Life Adventures: "That was a very good scene"

Real Life Adventures: "Stop your whining"

Real Life Adventures: "What are you worrying about now?"

Real Life Adventures: "Yeah, basically"

Real Life Adventures: "I'm writing this down"

Bizarro: "Walks upright, speaks English"

F Minus: "This is the wine talking"

Prickly City: "I love newspapers!"

Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee: "Omigosh! A Sit 'n Spin"

Mother Goose & Grimm: "I never knew that Google had a giggle"

Dilbert: "Is anyone really innocent?"

Garfield: "Nice calligraphy"

Rhymes with Orange: B.C. A.M.

Ballard Street: "I like peanut brittle!"

Ballard Street: "Now what?"

Ballard Street: "Ted has no patience"

For Better or Worse: "Forget about books and deadlines and writing"

Pardon My Planet: "I refuse to go out with them"

Mother Goose & Grimm: "Want some more coffee?"

Dilbert: "Why should we hire a moron?"