Zits: "Stupid TV!"

Hi & Lois: "No dessert"

Non Sequitur: "You want to play ball?"

Non Sequitur: "The unconditional love of doggie kisses"

Baby Blues: "A nice vacation at home!"

Rhymes with Orange: The cats' email

Red 'n Rover: "So you trained your dog to beg"

Zits: "Don't you hate it when they destroy you"

Non Sequitur: "What do you recommend...?"

Non Sequitur: "I wonder what software they used"

Mutts: "Don't dare get up"

Mutts: "Shmaybe you forgot that you just fed me"

Heart of the City: "I'll get the stupid remote!"

F Minus: "I wasn't talking to you"

Boffo: "He'll get over it"

Baby Blues: "Three kids to chase"

Non Sequitur: "I was better with a jury"

Heart of the City: "You got it, sister"

Non Sequitur: "Six more weeks of winter"

Luann: "Hear that, hon?"

Baby Blues: "The potential"

Pardon My Planet: "That's what I thought"

Real Life Adventures: "How do you know?"

Rubes: "You have been naturally selected"

Rubes: "Nice try"

Six Chix: "Somewhere over the rainbow?"

Dilbert: "Do you have any hobbies?"

9 Chickweed Lane: "You're broadening your language skills"