Bizarro: "How about 2ish?"

Bizarro: Serotonin abusers

Pardon My Planet: "So maybe there's no chemistry"

Real Life Adventures: "We're no fun anymore"

Real Life Adventures: "I have a nut allergy"

Bizarro: "WWCD?"

B.C.: "How do I eliminate scum from my shower?"

F Minus: Meet the author, meet a puppy

Close to Home: "a way to sell coffee over the Internet"

(I've always said the really useful computer will also make a good cup of joe.)

Bizarro: "... without the guitar?"

Real Life Adventures: "We finish each other's sentences"

Pardon My Planet: "I'll always be here for you"

Bizarro: "May I say, your Holiness ..."

Shoe: "Blogging or non-blogging?"

Real Life Adventures: 'World's Deadliest Jobs'

Quigmans: "You are so cute..."

Non Sequitur: "That wasn't a compliment"

Non Sequitur: "We want you to ask inane questions"

9 Chickweed Lane: "Blammitygebang!"

Six Chix: "May I see your ... license?"

Argyle Sweater: "Is this some kind of joke?"

Blondie: "I had the most outrageous dream"

Luann: "He's such a sweetheart"

Rubes: Paleontologist turn-ons

Pardon My Planet: "Karate is an ancient art form"

9 Chickweed Lane: "It's goats"

9 Chickweed Lane: "Let me do the numbers"

9 Chickweed Lane: "Liters or gallons?"

9 Chickweed Lane: "Fatally sexy feet"

Six Chix: Election coverage 2008

Real Life Adventures: "What's your ring tone, Dad?"

Pardon My Planet: "Dorothy had completely forgotten"

9 Chickweed Lane: "Is it alluring?"

Zits: "Stupid TV!"

Hi & Lois: "No dessert"

Non Sequitur: "You want to play ball?"

Non Sequitur: "The unconditional love of doggie kisses"

Baby Blues: "A nice vacation at home!"

Rhymes with Orange: The cats' email

Red 'n Rover: "So you trained your dog to beg"

Zits: "Don't you hate it when they destroy you"

Non Sequitur: "What do you recommend...?"

Non Sequitur: "I wonder what software they used"

Mutts: "Don't dare get up"

Mutts: "Shmaybe you forgot that you just fed me"

Heart of the City: "I'll get the stupid remote!"

F Minus: "I wasn't talking to you"

Boffo: "He'll get over it"

Baby Blues: "Three kids to chase"

Non Sequitur: "I was better with a jury"