Kudzu: "The bride is like, 'I do'"

Pardon My Planet: "I figure they're lying..."

9 Chickweed Lane: "This looks like a job for..."

Heathcliff: "Room for a laptop"

Rhymes with Orange: "I'm Sue Denim"

Pardon My Planet: "It should be quite a relief"

Pardon My Planet: "He's a drug dog"

9 Chickweed Lane: "Could I have the funnies?"

Close to Home: Ditch your online date

Drabble: "Lamest idea for a fun evening out"

Real Life Adventures: "My wife is a PC"

Monty: "They all have one thing on their minds"

Diesel Sweeties: "It's not a boycott..."

Rhymes with Orange: "A jug of wine..."

Monty: "Something seems fishy"

Cathy: "Run for your life!"

Drabble: "It's just the TV"

Brewster Rockit: "And the word 'I'"

Shoe: "She was way too needy"

Six Chix: I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

Hi & Lois: "We planned ahead"

9 Chickweed Lane: "Drop dead"

Close to Home: "To her dismay..."

Non Sequitur: Moses' press secretary

Ziggy: With the flow

Rubes: iPod grazer

Crock: "We've marched days..."

Monty: "The genuine love and support..."

For Better or Worse: "By leaving you alone...?"

Shoe: "The story just took over"

Bizarro: "You were a believer, yes"

Drabble: Weiner dog awareness day

Crankshaft: "I'll try to be nicer..."

Bizarro: "Sorry, dude"

Crankshaft: "No, but thanks for asking"